shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm



johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to



thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good



herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 



aph-vargas:

Seeing your favourite character on your dash like

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 


wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.



justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”



jennacoleman:

Jenna ~ Top of the Rock ~ 15 August 2014

jennacoleman:

Jenna ~ Top of the Rock ~ 15 August 2014



motherfuckingdragonsyo:

The dumbest moment of my life was once I was at work and ordered a tea and one of my coworkers suggested honey in the tea so I got excited and agreed to it and then when I sat down to drink it I got really angry because I’m allergic to honey